Dave Edison

"I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets."
- Dave Edison

Steven Wright

"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?"
- Steven Wright

Philip K. Dick

Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
- Philip K. Dick

James Holt McGavran

"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."
- James Holt McGavran

Sam Kinison

"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."
- Sam Kinison